Upon looking out the sliding glass doors this morning, this is what Jay had to say.
Squirrel. Tree. Tree. Two squirrels! Tree. Two squirrels. Tree.
Raining. Oh raining. No rain. Yeah rain!
(unlocks door) Open. Open. Ma help. Open. (no) Close it. Close. (goes to back door) Shoes. Shoes. (gets shoes out of basket and brings them to me in kitchen. Sets them down beside me. Sees remote control.) Tv on. Tv on. Tv on. (pushes power button and turns on tv)
This is how I found his pjs this morning. Ha!